Quotes on shopping

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Every town has the same two malls: The one white people go to and the one white people used to go to.
Chris Rock

Strip malls are history.
Jeff Bezos

I’m still trying to figure out the secret relationship between the woman and the mall!
Ibrahim Taha

Everybody’s seen a stream or a wood they knew replaced by a strip mall.
Tom Scholz

Consumerism has a religious day called Black Friday.
Jarod Kintz

Show me a mall, and I’m happy.
Julia Roberts

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don’t need with money you don’t have.
Author unknown

If men liked shopping, they’d call it research.
Cynthia Nelms

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.
Erma Bombeck

I went window shopping today! I bought four windows.
Tommy Cooper

When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It’s a whole different way of thinking.
Elayne Boosler

Win or lose, we go shopping after the election.
Imelda Marcos

Star Trek characters never go shopping.
Douglas Coupland

If you’re a queen, you’re powerless, so I’d probably demote myself and go shopping.
Helena Bonham Carter

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.
Bo Derek