I’m a crazy car guy. I’ve got an airplane hangar full of cars.
Paul Walker
The car was invented as a convenient place to sit out traffic jams.
Evan Esar
Most of American life consists of driving somewhere and then returning home, wondering why the hell you went.
John Updike
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
Dudley Moore
To attract men, I wear a perfume called ‘New Car Interior’.
Rita Rudner
In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realised it was better to buy their own hot cars, so they wouldn’t have to ride around with jerks.
Scott Adams
I would have probably stolen cars—it would have given me the same adrenaline rush as racing.
Valentino Rossi
Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people ‘the cops’. But you know, sometimes, you’ve just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school!
Dave Attell
Here comes 40. I’m feeling my age and I’ve ordered the Ferrari. I’m going to get the whole mid-life crisis package.
Keanu Reeves
Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn’t block traffic.
Dan Rather
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG.
Bill Gates
I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tyres got dizzy.
Steven Wright
There are three things men always talk about—women, sports and cars.
Mario Lopez
Money may not buy happiness, but I’d rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus.
Françoise Sagan
(This story appears in the 01 May, 2015 issue of Forbes India. To visit our Archives, click here.)