A list of witty, whacky sayings on the most delicious dessert
Life is like an ice cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.
Charles M Schulz
Ice cream is exquisite. What a pity it isn’t illegal.
Voltaire
Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone.
Jim Fiebig
To explain responsibility to advertising men is like trying to convince an eightyear- old that sexual intercourse is more fun than a chocolate ice cream cone.
Howard Luck Gossage
I had always thought that once you grew up you could do anything you wanted—stay up all night or eat icecream straight out of the container.
Bill Bryson
I go running when I have to. When the ice cream truck is doing sixty.
Wendy Liebman
Being married means I can break wind and eat ice cream in bed.
Brad Pitt
It was quite a challenge to make people eat crab ice cream.
Heston Blumenthal
Not to like ice cream is to show oneself uninterested in food.
Joseph Epstein
I doubt whether the world holds for any one a more soulstirring surprise than the first adventure with ice cream.
Heywood C Broun
Without ice cream, there would be darkness and chaos.
Don Kardong
Ice cream cravings are not to be taken lightly.
Betsy Cañas Garmon
Having in my life been bitten by the jaws of both victory and defeat, I must rush to add that success is to failure as butter pecan ice cream is to death.
Rupert Holmes
When I am no longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlour and call myself Scoop Dogg.
Snoop Dogg
(This story appears in the 31 May, 2013 issue of Forbes India. To visit our Archives, click here.)